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PLEASE get a studio to make this into a game
im not talking just flash, i mean like an XBLA game
like Alien Hominid, 'Splosion Man, Braid, Shadow Complex - with your art style it would be fantastic!
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The voicework (with the exception of Seth, he seemed too... i dunno, not evil enough? at times) was FANTASTIC.
I also really liked the art/animation, although the flying creatures were a lil too goofy looking to come off as scary, otherwise great job.
All in all rock solid, but in the future don't just copy and paste the story from the Mist or whatever have you, it detracts from your work when the player is constantly going "hmm thats different" or "meh they did that better" in their head
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The art and animation is mostly very well done.
You need to work on your sound design, the gunshots and ambient noise washed each other out sometimes
Make this longer so the buildup of the music has a payoff instead of hitting a wall with the soldier's portrait and the quote/tagline
But a damn good place to start
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Hands down the greatest flash game I have ever seen, even if the gameplay mechanic got a little repetitive.
Your art and animation is flawless and the controls/gameplay were smooth as butter.
One question though... Why do you hate men so much? ha ha
The female protagonist I'm fine with, but all-male criminals, all-female victims, stereotypically chauvinistic police chief... This game is a feminist's wet dream!
Where are the madames that run the brothels? Where's the male love interest?
Throw in some variety and you've got a winner.
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the humor wasn't as golden, but the asskicking made up for it!
i enjoyed your whole bunch of misfits going Navy Seals on the other guys asses while cracking one-liners - it was like Rainbow Six with dick jokes
please make more - this could be the new Dirty Dozen!
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"i give it a Z+ for being very well made."
somebody's been reading the Zombie Survival Guide, eh?
i scored A's on everything except physical condition and emotion - im no marathon runner and id try too hard to save others
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well animated and well voiced. this was great. and as for the point you were making, OH MAN.
just the other day i was watching 'be kind rewind' and these 14-year-olds behind us would not shut up about how much they hated the movie. i was half-expecting the entire audience to turn and corner the lil bastards when it was over.
i myself reamed them out at the top of my lungs about 'wasting my goddamned 10 dollars' as they ran out the fire exit...
Author's Response:
Love it!
I actually had a buddy stand and scream at a talk, talk, talk couple. Didn't work... no fire-exit-fun.
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when you said inspired by Portal i was like "oh no, here we go with another knockoff"...
man was i wrong. that idea of yours could be its own Portal in terms of redefining the puzzles - that was some original thinking my friend!
hey, Valve hired the guys that made Narbacular Drop to do Portal, maybe they'll hire you to work on 'Dimension' or something like that...
Author's Response:
What makes you think I'd let Valve hire me :p
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that was pretty damn good.
and if Phalanx Clock kicks that much ass, i cant wait till you guys introduce Abrams Clock!
Author's Response:
lol Abrams clock would be pretty epic
glad you like it
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the flash has an amazing amount of talent put into it, Zone really outdid him/herself this time around.
as for the content, i find it funny that people surf the web for 'Teen Titans,' find 'Excessive Nudity, Mild Violence, Explicit Adult Themes,' and then go "omg i didn't need to see that!"
what were you expecting? with tags like that, it's either porn or gore - and if you're into dead bodies you have no right to call anybody weird.
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